SwankPoker Set to Launch 'Adult' OfferingSex and Poker Collide as Swank Arrives with Unique Twists for Players |
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SwankPoker.com, a new 'adult' online poker room which is set to launch in the coming weeks, is offering players something akin to a match made in heaven — a heady cocktail of poker and sex.
Rewards at the site are enticing and include packages to the world’s best brothels, strip clubs, and swing clubs; all-expenses visits to escort services in some of the world’s hottest destinations; trips to clothing-optional resorts; and backstage access to adult movies with the opportunity to film an adult scene with the Swank Girls.
A spokesperson for the site says, “There is no guarantee, even though we’ll try, that we’ll send you to EPT, WPT, WSOP, and all other PTs and SOPs. But, if along with all the online tables you are playing to get there, you play at least one Swank Poker table, we’ll make sure that you’ll get laid or will come as close to it as legally possible, whether you go to that poker event or not!”
Playing as sexy female avatars, players will also be able to win nights out at their local cardroom and training sessions with professional players who will be accompanied by naked masseuses.
And just when you thought you’d be exhausted and ready for some sleep, there are strip-poker sessions at your hotel room up for grabs, too.
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